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How to Think More Clearly—and Improve Your Life
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How to Think More Clearly—and Improve Your Life

By Jon Hersey

Aug 25, 2021
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On the British sketch comedy show The Two Ronnies, a man walks into a shop and asks the clerk for “fork handles.” When the clerk gets him four candles, the man says, “No, fork handles—handles for forks!”1 When the customer ambiguously asks, “Got any O’s?,” the clerk brings him a hoe. “No, O’s,” says the customer. “Oh, hose!,” says the clerk, and brings h…

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